This post is going up late because I am writing it under considerable duress. In an effort to experience the wonder of WrestleCon weekend, I hopped in a car headed to Orlando immediately following Amped. Little did I know that I’d be sharing a car with our Junior Official Brian Barton and Rockstar Pro World Champion and The Baddest Dude “Juggernaut” Jeremiah. I’m not too sure about this. Nevertheless, I have work to do. Our night began with my best bud, the most troubled memb

Keep those peepers open wide, crumbums and roustabouts. I know there’s some big, dumb, celebrity-filled showing coming up soon in Orlando. Who cares? At Rockstar Pro we’re too focused on getting rowdy at Spring Break! Our opening contest was the first of three singles matches featuring every member of Night Ryderz, as Alex Colon faced off against OI4K’s “Human GIF Machine” Dave Crist. These two former friends have known one another for a long time, but there were no signs of

What’s up, stink holes? Wait. Don’t answer that. I don’t care. What I do care about is Rockstar Pro Wrestling, and everything that happened at the latest Amped is just one reason the entire wrestling world needs to keep an eye on us. Rockstar Pro won’t waste our shot. Our opening contest was a shot at redemption for my best friend “The Sickest Dude in ALL the Land” Zachary Wentz. Last week he was blindsided by Rockstar Pro World Champion “Juggernaut” Jeremiah before their tit

Aloha, windjammers and bun boys. In Like a Lion is behind us, and we’re all eagerly awaiting Spring Break in April. As any fan of Rockstar knows, anything can happen at any time. So don’t sleep on us, bruh! The night began with the new Rockstar Pro World Champion “Juggernaut” Jeremiah taking to the ring to brag about his victory and make a bold claim. He said he’d be at Rockstar Pro Arena every Wednesday night to defend his World Championship. That was all my best friend Zach

Holy shit, stroke tokens. What an evening full of action and drama! Much like March weather, Rockstar Pro came In Like a Lion last night. It was a wild event with three title matches and more. By the end of the show, even the warmth of lamb’s wool would provide no comfort. Our opening contest was the final match in our Tag Team Tournament. It was the upstart Ugly Ducklings (Lance Lude & Rob Killjoy) versus OI4K (“The Artist” Jake Crist & “Human GIF Machine” Dave Crist) battli

It’s the best time of your day, slappy pappies! Time for you to bathe in the syrupy goodness of my prose. We’re roaring toward our March iPPV In Like a Lion, so pay attention and you might even learn something. We kicked things off with a high energy match between two former champions. “Trigger” Trey Miguel faced my best friend “The Sickest Dude in ALL the Land” Zachary Wentz. This one was as quick-paced and hard-hitting as any wrestling fan could ever desire. These young gun