Greetings, smell-feasts! It was another great Wednesday night at Rockstar Pro Arena as we presented yet another excellent episode of Amped. Judgement Babe is just over a week away, and tensions in the locker room are rising. Let’s do it to it and get right to the action. The night began with a singles match between Nate Wings and “Kinetic” Cole Radrick. It was a frenetic, almost frantic contest between two athletes who only know how to compete at top speed. Radrick held his o

Welcome to my latest Amped recap, you gang of dimwitted charlatans! Judgement Babe is coming soon. Whether I like it or not, Jon Murray is getting his dream match against Kikutaro. But don’t let that keep you away. Rockstar Pros who can actually wrestle will be there too! Anyway, let’s get to it. The show began on a strong note with my bro Clayton Jackson defending his American Luchacore Championship against #1 contender “Hot Fire” Myron Reed. Myron may be setting the world o

Introduction Hello, dear reader! My name is Todd. If you are local to the Dayton area, you may know me as the man behind the concession stand or as ringside security or as a general janitor. Before that I was a soldier, a car salesman, and a warehouse specialist. I worked in the restaurant industry, and most recently I install commercial interiors. I've been to the darkest corners of the world and through the brightest skies. I've hunted with the salt of the earth and played

Hey there, mush brains! Championship Wednesday absolutely lived up to the hype! Every title was defended on this most recent edition of Amped, so let’s get right to it. Our opening contest put “The Dream” Daniel Winchester’s American Luchacore Championship on the line against former champion Clayton “Gainz” Jackson. Clay looked great right out of the gate, while Winchester appeared to be preoccupied with his title. Jackson hit an especially devastating Jacked Hammer to down W

Hot off the Tournament of Flight, Rockstar Pro is looking forward toward July’s iPPV Judgement Babe. Read carefully, dingus patrol. There’s a lot going down. The night began with the fattest asshole in all the land Jon Murray going one-on-one with “Street Rat” Sid Fabulous. What’s the deal with Murray thinking he’s just as skilled as much more famous wrestlers? He’s not RVD. He’s not Mysterio or Reigns. He’s certainly no Orton. Nevertheless, the plus-sized cuck somehow defeat

Hot off of night one of the inaugural Tournament of Flight, I bring you a recap of night two! I’m way too kind to you idiots. The first round of conflicts brought us some amazing action. Would the second night live up to this high standard? Read on to find out. We kicked things off with the finals from Bracket A, as Space Monkey took on Zachary Wentz. Space Monkey was up to his usual shenanigans of eating bananas, throwing peels, and picking lice. Meanwhile, Wentz seemed to r

Welcome, melted icemen and goose droppings! How far can I make it into this recap of night one of the inaugural Tournament of Flight before making a Top Gun reference? Probably not very far. After all, this is what I call a target-rich environment. We began the night and the Tournament of Flight with Bracket C action, as “The Artist” Jake Crist faced “The Obsession” Caleb Konley. It was a faced-paced affair that kicked off the tourney with a flair. Konley did his best to keep

Welcome, turd lords, to yet another recap of Rockstar Pro's Amped. Let's skip the pleasantries and get right to the action! The night began with that bozo ring announcer JP introducing the Rockstar Pro World Champion “Gem City Queen” Nevaeh. She didn’t even get a word out before Samantha Heights took the fight directly to our World Champion. Nevaeh and Sam brawled in the ring, outside of the ring, into the Rockstar Nation, and back into the locker room. It was nuts! It just g