Greetings, burp smells! Vacation’s over, and I’m back at the commentation station at Rockstar Pro! We’re already into the second week of our Rockin’ Robin Tournament to crown a #1 Contender to the Rockstar Pro World Champion. Read on to catch up on all the tournament action and more. Our opening contest was a tournament match between “Everyone’s Homie” Pompano Joe and “Hot Fiya” Myron Reed. This was a classic battle between youth and experience, agility and cunning. Pompano b

Greetings, squish heads! I’m back! Judgement Babe took its toll on me, especially that brutal Boards Match for the American Luchacore Championship. But even being over a thousand miles away from Rockstar Pro Arena won’t stop me from fulfilling my duties as a broadcast journalist. I’ll restrict my commentary to the mic, as I’m far too much of a professional to editorialize here. AMPED 7-12-17 Two-time Rockstar Pro World Champion “Juggernaut” Jeremiah, Samantha Heights, and Pom

Judgement Babe. Jon Murray is featured in his own Rockstar Pro iPPV. Let’s get this over with. The night began with a bout for the American Luchacore Championship, as my bro Clayton Jackson defended his title against Zachary Wentz in a Boards Match. That sick dick Wentz managed to Powerbomb Jackson through two boards to keep Clay down for the three count. One match in, and already my night was ruined! I hardly have the heart to keep going, so let’s make this quick. Match two

Hey there, charlatans and scofflaws. Judgement Babe is only hours away, and things are getting crazier by the moment at Rockstar Pro. Read on to find out what happened at the last Amped before Jon Murray ruins wrestling forever! The evening began with that traitorous, backstabbing Zachary Wentz going one-on-one against “Kinetic” Cole Radrick. Zach may be a dick, but he’s also an amazing athlete. Cole impressed by not only keeping up with Zach but also getting in a few good li