
Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 9-27-17)
Welcome back, petulant pustules! This week’s Amped flaunted some true international flair, as we welcomed two amazing athletes from Japan to the Rockstar Pro Arena. Read all about it below. We kicked things off with tag team action between the pair of “The Human GIF Machine” Dave Crist & “Kinetic” Cole Radrick and the team of Pav City & Will “The Thrill” Burden. Pav and Will have been trying to make names for themselves at Rockstar Pro over the last few weeks with little in-r

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 9-20-17)
Welcome back, non-champions! Former Rockstar Pro Fanny Pack Champion Bork Torkleson here to tell you all about the most recent edition of Amped. Lucha Comes to Dayton injected the Rockstar Arena with a fresh dose of exuberance and the knowledge that our locker room can go toe-to-toe with some of the best wrestlers Mexico has to offer. HorrorCore is just around the corner, and tensions are running high as we prepare for this fan favorite iPPV. We kicked things off with a match

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Lucha Comes to Dayton 9-15-17)
Hola, idiotas! Last night, Mas Lucha brought the Chilanga Mask luchadores to the Rockstar Pro Arena for a pro wrestling clash for the ages! It was one of the most exciting events this commentator has ever witnessed in person, and if you weren’t there you missed something truly special. Fortunately for you, my infinite kindness has led me to write this recap. De nada. We kicked things off with a singles match between “Everyone’s Homie” Pompano Joe and Fly Star. Joe realized ea

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 9-13-17)
Okay, slime diapers. Let’s do this. Right to the wrestling. No messing around. No delays. No faffing about. Nope. Not here. All thriller and no filler. And so on. Our opening match was an intergender contest between “Lost Girl” Samantha Heights and “Punk Rock Kween” Jamie Senegal. It didn’t matter to Heights that it was Senegal’s birthday, as she targeted his head and neck with strike after strike. Senegal wouldn’t go down easily and repeatedly rocked Heights with his best of

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 9-6-17)
We’re still coming down after Smoke ‘Em if Ya Got ‘Em. But you can bet your goddam sweet bippy that the wrestling at Rockstar Pro remains high-flying, hard-hitting and extreme! Here’s what happened during the first night of Trey Miguel’s world championship reign. We began the evening with our brand new Rockstar Pro World Champion “The Fresh Prince of Midair” Trey Miguel in the ring and on the mic. He didn’t get much time to suck up to the Rockstar Nation before Myron Reed joi

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Smoke 'Em if Ya Got 'Em 9-1-17)
Welcome back, dirty dingleberries! Smoke ‘Em if Ya Got ‘Em was this weekend, and it absolutely delivered. The Tag Team and World Championships were all on the line, and things definitely got extreme. Let’s do it to it! The night began with a Too Sick for this World Match between my bro Clayton “Gainz” Jackson and the match’s inventor Zachary Wentz. “The Sickest Dude in All the Land” went all out with his creation by making chairs, boards, ladders, Aerial Assault platforms, an

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 8-30-17)
Welcome back to the land of the living. Now pick up a shovel and get digging! Inappropriate Army of Darkness references aside, there’s a lot of wrestling to cover here. Smoke ‘Em if Ya Got ‘Em is nearly upon us, so I have everything you need to know right here before you attend this awesome event! We kicked things off with a six-man tag team matchup featuring the team of “Kinetic” Cole Radrick, “A Cut Above the Rest” Gavin Glass and Josh West versus the team of “The Human GIF