A Word from Bork (Thanksgiving Classic 11-23-17)
This Thanksgiving evening Rockstar Pro Wrestling presented our traditional Thanksgiving Classic to an arena full of Rockstar Nation faithful. For the stats junkies out there who are only interested in the results, here you go! Don't say I give you nothing. Alvarado defeated Chris Kelly with a Powerbomb. Ron Mathis defeated Pat the Bruiser with an ATM Piledriver. Jon Murray defeated Ben Boone with a Choke Bomb. Pompano Joe & Donovan Danhausen defeated Will the Thrill & Pav Cit

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 11-22-17)
December is right around the corner, and so is A Killer Christmas. Before we get to that we have some business to cover. I know you’ve been consuming like ravenous monsters over the last few days. Now let us move beyond the overeating and sitting and shopping and more overeating and talk about some professional wrestling! Amped began like an ordinary Wednesday but didn’t take long to escalate into an absolutely insane melee! JP began the show by welcoming the “Iron Manager” J

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 11-15-17)
Welcome back, grim skinflints! Last week we crowned our very first Rockstar Pro Trios Champions in the Night Ryderz. This week our champions demanded to put their titles on the line. Let’s get to it and discover whether or not the Ryderz remained on top! We kicked things off with inter-gender action between “Lost Girl” Samantha Heights and “Big Bear” Benjamin Boone. On paper, this one was a massive mismatch. Boone is one huge man, while Heights has more moxie and fight in her

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped Trios Tournament 11-8-17)
Welcome back, slop-bottomed dipsters! The Rockstar Pro Trios Championships have arrived, and we had 24 athletes hungry for championship gold competing on this week’s Amped! Let’s get to the action. As JP announced the first contest in the Trios Tournament, “Legendary” Larry D hit the ring. He confidently stated that he was now in control of “Kinetic” Cole Radrick. Cole joined him with a hangdog expression on his face. The third man to join Larry D and Cole Radrick was a massi

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Imma Be a Gangsta Forever 11-3-17)
Welcome to Hell, idiots. Wait a minute. I mean here’s my recap of our amazing November iPPV Imma Be a Gangsta Forever. Who reigned supreme, and who ended up in stitches? Read on to find out! Our opening contest set a quick pace for the evening when Ace Austin... Shakespeare went head-to-head with Nate Wings. This was the type of match that every wrestling card needs to kick things off: pure high-speed energy! These two athletes engaged in a game of one-upmanship in the early

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 11-1-17)
Awaken from your candy comas, dirt sleeves! You need to know what happened at Rockstar Pro’s Amped this week. Imma Be a Gangsta Forever is this Friday, and the action will blast all that sluggish sugar out of at least one of your orifices. So pay attention! Our opening match set a fat precedent for the evening when the wig wearing “Professional Athlete” Jon Murray went one-on-one with The Foundation’s Pat the Bruiser (with Sid Fabulous and Bruce Grey in his corner). As one wo