Welcome back, terrible people on both sides! It’s time for yet another recap of all the great action at Rockstar Pro’s weekly Amped event. The Trios division has been shaken to its core, while Jon Murray continues to embarrass every right thinking person in the world as Rockstar Pro World Champion. Let us get right to the action! Our first contest was for the Rockstar Pro Trios Captain’s Championship, as the President of the Administration “True Grit” Bruce Grey put the title

Welcome back, turd squad! It’s time for another recap of Rockstar Pro’s weekly Amped programming with your old pal Bork. Things are already changing drastically following Blacktop Battle, even though #NotMyWorldChampion Jon Murray still holds the gold. He’s still fat. The world progresses. Our first match saw “The Destroyer” Jeremiah take on a returning competitor. Once known as Alvarado, Ari Azteca once again stepped into the ring at Rockstar Pro Arena! Ari looked to be in g

Hey, butt nuggets! Rockstar Pro’s outdoor show returned in 2018 with Blacktop Battle! Members of the Rockstar Nation both old and new showed up in droves to witness the carnage. Without any further delay, let’s get to the action. Our opening contest pitted a returning talent to Rockstar Pro against two of the young sensations we see on a weekly basis. It was “The Dagger” Mik Drake versus “Ace of Spades” Ace Austin versus “Hot Fiya” Myron Reed. Drake came into the match overfl

So, here we are. The Independence Day edition of Amped was a thank you to all the faithful members of the Rockstar Nation. I’m not sure why we have to repeatedly thank these cretins over and over, but that’s obviously not my decision. Anyway, let’s get to it. As JP was about to announce the first matchup, “The Draw” Sami Callihan interrupted to announce that he was taking over. It would be only a two match card! Sami then announced the first contest: The Inaugural Independenc