
Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 8-15-18)
Hey there, dinks and stinks! The craziness continues at Rockstar Pro with a chair-wielding attacker (or attackers) still at large. Jon Murray thinks Ace Romero is to blame. Ace thinks it’s Murray. Larry D just wants to punch people in the face and win the Rockstar Pro World Championship. Without any further ado, let’s do it to it. The evening began with a singles contest between The Administration’s “Executive Secretary of Defense” Mr. Boone and young up-and-comer “The Joesen

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 8-8-18)
Hey ho, zit drippings! It’s time for yet another recap from your work-weary commentator, Bork. Jon Murray’s been #NotMyWorldChampion for almost 200 days now. At least the massive competition is causing him to lose his god damned mind. The chair assailant continues his (hers? their?) reign of terror, and we still don’t know his (hers? their?) identity! Nevertheless, we forge onward with a bad ass Supershow. We kicked things off with a crowd pleasing Mosh Pit Scramble, even tho
Voice of Professional Wrestling (The F'n Catalina Wrestling Mixer Vol. 2 8-3-18)
Pow, weirdos! Pow! August in Dayton, Ohio means it’s time for The F’n Catalina Wrestling Mixer! This year Vol. 2 brought wrestling fans a tag team tournament with the ultimate prize being the Wrestling Revolver Tag Team Championships. Rich Swann’s Open Invite Championship was also on the line, plus Sami Callihan and Palmer looked to settle their issues in a street fight. Let’s do it to it! The first round one matchup pitted current Wrestling Revolver Tag Team Champions The Ra

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 8-1-18)
Yeah, shit idiots. Bork Torkleson here once again with a bunch of information that you’ll barely read and hardly appreciate. Sometimes I wonder why I bother. Nevertheless, it’s time for another recap of all the great action brought to you by the good people at Rockstar Pro. The night began with a head-to-head contest between “One Handsome Jack” Shane Bender and “The Cajun Kid” Sage Cainan. These two have built up a good deal of bad blood between them over their few short year

Voice of Professional Wrestling (Amped 7-25-18)
Hey there, lumpy dunkers! We’re rolling into an amazing few days at Rockstar Pro Arena, and you’ve come to the right place if you want to catch up with all the fantastic athletic competition we serve up each and every week. So let’s get to the action, Jackson. We kicked things off with two burly bruisers when “Bare Knuckle Berserker” Lord Crewe faced “Pure Trash” Ron Mathis. This is exactly how I like an Amped to begin! These two brawlers beat the ever-loving hell out of one