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March 30, 2018

Greetings, street gudgers and zesty mordants. As Spring Break: Friday the 13th looms in the near future, the wrestling action at Rockstar Pro keeps rockin’ and rollin’! Yes, Jon Murray is still #NotMyWorldChampion. Yes, life is bereft of all meaning. Nevertheless, we f...

March 27, 2018

Welcome back to Wrestleplace, plebes. My arch nemesis continues to hold the highest prize in Rockstar Pro Wrestling, and he gets a super special Supershow to boot. I’ve no doubt he’s doing irreparable damage not only to Rockstar’s reputation but to the belt itself. Mar...

March 16, 2018

Jon Murray is still Rockstar Pro World Champion. Life has no meaning. Let’s talk wrestling anyway.

Amped began with a celebration, as the Rockstar Nation welcomed home Zachary Wentz from his two month trip to Japan and China. Yeah, yeah. Everyone loves him. Big whoop. Z...

March 12, 2018

Somehow, someway it continues. My living nightmare of a world in which a man like Jon Murray can be a champion persists. It’s 2018, so I guess anything can happen. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthqua...

March 6, 2018

Okay, prolapses. Let’s get this over with. I’ve been dreading this since late Friday night. I have to write a recap of Rockstar Pro Wrestling’s Welcome to Awesometown, a stupidly-named wrestling show featuring the dumbest world champion in wrestling history. How’s that...

March 2, 2018

It’s come to this space perverts. Jon Murray is Rockstar Pro World Champion and gets to name the shows now. Thus, this Friday it’s Welcome to Awesometown. I expect a great show despite Murray’s involvement. But before we get there, let’s cover the results from this wee...

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